I went camping with Emmitt and another couple this weekend. We set up camp around noon Friday and broke it down Sunday morning. We camp in ‘primitive’ locations, meaning that they are just spots in the woods with no electricity or running water. They are not designed for camping, but they are great for it. Unfortunately, lots of people have learned about these cool spots in the woods and now instead of a quiet, relaxing time with nature, people are running their Jeeps and dirt bikes and four-wheelers up & down the trails, scaring away the nature. They are parking said vehicles in these spots and spoiling them with their trash. They are playing their music to drown out the crickets and using their powerful lights to interfere with stargazing.
It is hard to ruin it entirely, because it is still wildly beautiful but it is difficult to sleep when the soundtrack of the forest is some idiot wrecking their bike and another idiot unable to keep his car alarm from going off.
We had trouble from within camp as well since our friends equate relaxation with getting wasted. It’s no fun being a sober person around a drunk one, especially when you are trying to quietly watch the stars and they are fumbling around with a shitty Brookstone telescope to view what is plainly visible to the naked eye. They also set fire to a log filled with ants for NO REASON. We had plenty of firewood and I objected but they did it anyway and I still feel bad about it. Usually, our interaction with the ants involves giving them treats, not murdering them.
Ultimately, I left this camping experience feeling less relaxed and more frustrated than I did when I went out there. Emmitt felt the same and we spent Sunday evening and Monday in foul moods as a result.
We’ve scheduled a do over, for just the two of us in a few weeks. We know we will still have to deal with the traffic and adjacent assholes, but we will be alone in the in between times and there we can be still and quiet, listen to bugs, and poop in the woods.